a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid
bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both
bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions
bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist
Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise
I’m in love with the idea that Obi-Wan slept with pretty much everything that moves from his mid teenage years up until Qui-Gon dies.
Then he was like “oh shit I got to take care of this kid I can’t be having one-night stands every other day” so he stops completely
This gives Anakin the idea that Obi-Wan has never had sex or has done so extremely rarely. Which all the other Jedi who knew Obi-Wan before Anakin find absolutely hilarious.
Then as soon as Anakin is knighted and Obi-Wan is no longer is legally responsible for him he’s just like “yeah I want to have a ton of sex” and that’s why he’s just flirting with everything in the clone wars
Anakin goes to get a check up and they run a standard yearly std check (he’s clean) and he makes some comment about how Obi-Wan probably doesn’t get checked (he’s 14/15 and embarrassed about being checked)
The healer bites their tongue and doesn’t tell Anakin that from age 16-25 Obi-Wan was checked at least every 3 months because he was categorized as at high risk for an std
